Anyone who thinks Coco Crisp hasn’t been born again hard need only check out this shot from yesterday’s near-mash-up with the Detroit Tigers. See Covelli, there behind Teets? When did our forever-smilin’, Dunkin’ Donuts-ad-muggin’, dad-lovin’, Red Bull-swillin’ buddy go all gangsta? Check the eyes, the expression; dude’s clearly ready to introduce cleat to nutsack with extreme prejudice. Ain’t no half-steppin’ to DeMarlo, but Coco was clearly not to be messed with at that particular moment.