Dave McCarty. Cult hero of the 2004 Red Sox. Part-time NESN commentator. Actually not-entirely-horrific pitcher when the situations called for it. And now we learn, courtesy of The Shaughn, that McCarty also suited up as Wally, the Green Monster:

Did you know that Dave McCarty worked a night as Wally the Green Monster when he was on the disabled list in 2004? McCarty makes the admission in “Diamond Days,” a spectacular Red Sox alumni publication produced by longtime team vice president Dick Bresciani and the ever-capable Debbie Matson.

If you need me, I’ll be on the Helton watch.