John Cameron, that is. Screw Patrick.

I’m out ’til Friday. In the meantime, please allow Denton to entertain you with his infamous “man who conveniently misplaced his pants before getting on the 5:15 train to Newtonville” routine.

And the more I think about it, the more I get the feeling Theo and crew are going to pull off some kinda wild-ass yet unstoppably awesome deal that probably never would have otherwise entered our minds. But makes us smile nonetheless.