Hey, the guy isn’t in the business of knowing anything about John Wilkes Booth or Rice-a-Roni. He’s in the business of strapping ‘em on, setting ‘em down, and launching the drunken fans in the stands to dizzy new heights of euphoria.
And business is good.
Also, Doug Savant is pretty smart, eh? I mean, for a guy who got his ass kicked by Greg Evigan on Melrose Place.