Brian Cashman: “I’m stunned. This team fooled me, to some degree.”

A-Rod: “Plain and simple they dominated us. They absolutely kicked our ass.”

Derek Jeter: “They outplayed us in every facet of the game.”

A-Rod: “I am 100 percent committed to winning a world championship with the Yankees.”

Cashman: “I am not looking to trade Alex Rodriguez.”

In other words, set phasers to “awesome winter ahead,” folks.

And with that, I’m off for the week. Denton will be your cruise director and official SG pimp.