I Met This Girl One Night With a Peculiar Cackle. I Laid the Bait and She Took the Tackle.

Some discussion points, if you will. Because I’m currently shuttling between two impossible deadlines.

1. “I’m not thinking about the MVP. No one’s focus here is individual awards. We’ve still got something to play for this season.” — Derek Jeter

2. Mike Timlin: Done?

3. Theo. You know Alfonso Soriano? Get him.