…and only two regarding yesterday’s game:
1) When did Tito begin taking hallucinogens? I mean, when he constructed that line-up, did he plan on equipping each of his batters with a howitzer each time they stepped to the plate? Stern, Cora, Ortiz, Manny, Youk, Snow, Pena, Bard and A-Gon? Sweet Fancy Moses, Tito, my neighbor’s ferret could have told you that attempting to score runs with that line-up would be like trying to tie a knot in a stream of urine. That was three hours of my life I’ll never get back.
2) How many of you knew that it was over when we couldn’t plate a single run after loading the bases with no outs in the second. All of you? I thought so.
3) Who thinks we’ve seen the last of David Wells in a Sox uni?
In other news, the former pride of Northeastern University, Carlos Pena, signs a minor league deal with the Crankees.
See you at 2:00pm, Beckett Standard Time.