Master Shake: Could I have the tacos, please?
Frylock: (praying)..this bounty of Tacos..
Master Shake: Could you pass the tacos? Could you pass me the TACOS?!
Frylock: HERE!
Master Shake: Okay, then.
Carl: This roll is wet!
Master Shake: Sorry, please go on.
Frylock: Ahem. For the fellowship we have w–
Meatwad: Hey, hey. Wait. What’s a fellowship?
Master Shake: It’s a gay bar down on 9th. Aren’t you glad we’re thanking the Lord for a nautically themed gay bar?!
Frylock: For the fellowship we have with our neighbor Carl!
Carl: No, do not rope me into this. The Lord does not need to know that I am here.
Frylock: Please help us to be–
Meatwad: Who’s gonna whittle this turkey?
Master Shake: Outta the way! I will ruin this bird with my anger!

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If you’ve never watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a good place to start is The Dressing, an episode in which the crew is visited by Turkitron, a robotic turkey from the future. If you’re in the Boston area, it’s currently available for 24/7 viewing through Comcast’s nifty On Demand service. Just look up “Adult Swim” in the menu. Just the thing to get you in the Thanksgiving mood.

Meanwhile, Denton & Red want to wish all of our loyal SG readers a happy and safe Turkey Day, and thank you for your support, comments and proposals of marriage. Enjoy your tryptophan-induced haze, and we’ll see you tomorrow.