Saturday, June 25, 2005
Stay Cool

Papi launches one to the sixth ring of Saturn. Wakefield gets his knuckle mojo on. Manny hands "Last Month Manny" his passport and suitcase and even gives the f--ker a ride to Logan, heralding the return of "Classic Manny." Mirabelli snags his pitcher the lead with a three-run homer. And Johnny Damon busts with what has to be my favorite quote in some time, describing the players' off-day activities:

"Guys heading off to other cities, no one has a clue where to find us," he said with a wide smile. ''That's how the Sox need to roll."

Meanwhile, l'il Petey Martinez returns to the Bronx and beats the Yankees.

And this just in:


It's going to hit 97 degrees in Boston today, the first of a string of swamp-ass days. But, man, it feels like I'm floating in a pool of iced Pabst Blue Ribbon.