“Frankly, I’d rather see a Victoria’s Secret ad that has less scantily-clad females and more… Bob Dylan.”

“I think I can take him. Possibly.”

“I appreciate your offer to film a second season of NYPD Blue, but I’ll be leaving to make a movie with Linda Fiorentino.”

“Hey, this thing keeps me warm and makes me look good.”

Sammy quit the band? Y’know, I’ve always liked that guy from Extreme. How bad could it be?”

“Perhaps no one will notice this…”

“Sean McDonough? I say we just fire him and have Orsillo do all the games.”