Best line from yesterday’s White House visit by the World Champion Boston Red Sox:

Reporter [to group in photo above]: Which one of you is going to hit a home run off Randy Johnson?

Ortiz: All of us.

And tonight, the moment it seemed might never arrive: NESN has the first Red Sox Grapefuit League game of the season at 7:00pm. You’ll see Matt Clement’s Red Sox debut, experience the joy that is Rem Dawg 2005, and be reminded of just how much you didn’t miss that Foxwoods commercial.

If you don’t have NESN, you can catch the game online for free at, which’ll also be running the Yankees and Cards openers.

So much for any productivity at the office today…